blerg why won’t this page redirect properly I have followed all the directions whyyyy. 

i mean, I did SOMETHING right, if you try to go directly to the page I’m trying to redirect to it redirects to the login like it’s supposed to so evidently something’s going right but it’s not the something that makes everything work so. 

I left this #quilt piled up on the couch and assumed the #cat would sleep on it. Came back to find her asleep IN it instead.

the sense of glee and triumph at the successful coding of a webpage (especially when your problem is a FUCKING PLUS SIGN because APPARENTLY you can’t concatenate with those in php, WHATEVER) is a very good feeling indeed. 

#sherlocklives #progress. I wanted to get the yoke started this weekend since I was slacking off on working on it. #knitting #hpkchc #newt

stitcherywitchery:

Opus the Octopus, a free pattern for a life-sized knit octopus from Cate Carter-Evans.
stitcherywitchery:

Opus the Octopus, a free pattern for a life-sized knit octopus from Cate Carter-Evans.
pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.

pomegranateandivy:

I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.

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sometimes I think about vlogging my cooking but then I remember that 90% of the time I dance around to trash music like a dweeb. 

MASTERLIST OF AUs FOR YOUR OTPs

pepperonys:

(p.s. these are just ones off the top of my head i know there’s way more)

  • lab partners in chemistry class au
  • roommates in college au
  • hogwarts au!!
  • both work as characters at disney world au
  • both got lead roles in a musical au
  • titanic au
  • 1920s au
  • florist au
  • long-lost childhood friends reunited years later au
  • fake boyfriend/girlfriend/lovers/married couple au
  • figure skating partners au
  • photographer/model au
  • actors in a romcom who actually end up falling in love au
  • medieval/renaissance era au
  • ancient greece au
  • marching band au seriously why aren’t there any of these
  • orchestra/symphony au
  • pianist and piano student au
  • one is blind and falls in love with the other’s voice au
  • running a bakery together au
  • "why do we keep running into each other everywhere" au
  • camp counselors au
  • popular musician and rookie musician au
  • artist au
  • bestselling author and harsh critic au
  • best friends since childhood turned lovers au
  • tumblr crush au
  • cosplayed as a popular ship accidentally on comic con au
  • rivals in a popular online game au
  • seat partners on a plane ride au
  • forbidden love between royalty and peasant au
  • accidentally swapped phones/laptops au
  • ice cream shop au
  • stuck in an elevator together au
  • youtube au
  • wedding planner falling for the bride/groom au
  • bookstore au
  • starfleet au
  • met at a karaoke club au
  • found their number on a bathroom stall au
  • flatmates au
  • one is deaf and the other learns sign languages for them au

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I know it’s weird but my ham and cold butter sandwich really hit the spot. 

garzabird:

elqiao:

simplydalektable:

deliverusfromsburb:

I understand that a lot of people enjoy writing shipfics where they transplant characters into a college setting. Since some writers may not be in college, or may have graduated a long time ago, I thought I’d offer a helpful list of realistic college meet not-so-cute scenarios. Forget baristas. This is where it’s at. 

- I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat

- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

- my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor

- it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here

- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model

- hey I have to take someone’s blood pressure for class will you be my victim

- variations of the above

- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need these for my sanity

- all our friends are drunk

- it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost

- we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for

- humans vs zombies (see you can still have your zombie AU, best of both worlds)

- we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful

- GROUP PROJECT

other great things that happened to me in college:

-we keep being the last two stragglers procrastinating on doing homework by hanging out in the dining hall for hours (literally this is how my boyfriend and i started dating)

-we broke into this fucking creepy abandoned area of the science campus because college is all about Adventure and there are THINGS IN JARS PLEASE HOLD ME

-I tore my shirt trying to hop the fence on this stairway to the rooftop so we could all hang out and look at the stars and be existential

-I heard if you create a fake club you can requisition money for pizza parties so please join [FAKE CLUB] and help me get free pizza

-my friend dared me to climb into this dorm building and somehow a campus cop drove by at the wrong moment and arrested me; please lie and pretend you know me and that i had permission to be climbing into the window of your adjoining study so that i don’t have to write this term paper from prison

-i keep saying this but ‘college au where two characters (strangers or not) are roped into doing one of those strangers kissing strangers videos for a friend’s film project/extra credit in photo class’ REALLY needs to become a thing

don’t forget

- making up numbers in euchre/poker

- someone took down their door to play beer pong

- this may be very 00s but sharing your itunes library over the dorm network and getting REAL INTO someone’s taste in music

- alternately someone sharing themselves singing on their itunes library

- music practice rooms

- did no one else take ””nutrition”” classes aka cooking classes where you have to cook in a team

- where someone once accidentally took my coat because we had the exact same one in different sizes & they left their phone in the pocket & I had to call random people in their contacts list /o\

BONUS: Special Events

-Snow Day: get into an intense snowball fight with a total stranger and/or build snow monsters with them

-Snow Day: The sidewalks for miles around the school are iced over and the busses have been cancelled and i might die if i try to walk home to my off-campus apartment and some jackass hit me with a snowball and now i’m wet and freezing and can’t go home, can i maybe use your shower and sleep on your floor, at least until they de-ice the roads??

-Snow day: steal trays from the cafeteria (or cardboard boxes or trashcan lids) and go sledding down the main street of campus, almost seriously harm somebody by running into them

-Power Outage: play various card games and board games with dorm-mates you barely even talked to before Double Bonus: your roommate doesn’t know you left your keys in the room and locks you out, go sheepishly chat with the person at the desk until security lets you back in

-The Club Is Dead, Long Live The Club: Hey, I’m real sorry Nerf Club was banned because of that one asshole, but you should totally join the…”Applied Physics” club, it’s all about…projectiles…if you catch my drift…but you didn’t hear that from me, okay? 

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